Blizzard makes fun of smartphone zombies

“Do they ride dragons, do they search for legendary items, are there any wonders in this world at all?” the magician wants to know. The Warrior: “They have tiny dark portals that they carry around with them all the time. You stare at it for hours – and scroll.” The magician has scarcely dismissed this as a waste of time, when the welcome distraction that should make the warrior forget his visions finally comes: a hearty tavern brawl.