Twitch Streamer Opens Up About CS:GO Date – “I Can’t Have Kids With Someone So Financially Irresponsible In The Game”

Twitch streamer Squeex talked about a Tinder acquaintance in a stream. His date was reportedly so bad on Counter Strike: Global Offensive that the relationship was doomed. The Reddit users react with amusement to the streamer’s story.

Who is Squeex? Squeex is a Twitch streamer with 16,313 followers who plays games and posts Just Chatting content. Among the streamed games were Super Mario 64, Dark Souls III or Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (via Twitter).

Squeex recently shared with viewers about a dating experience while attempting 64 speedruns on the Super Mario stream.

Here you can see a trailer for CS:GO:

“Brother, she always bought in the Eco-Round. She was the worst player ever!”

On the dating platform Tinder, Squeex saw a young woman who said she was a big CSGO fan. Her passion for CS:GO was an instant reason for Squeex to swipe right – meaning he’s interested in the person. He had a match: So she had also flagged him as a possible partner.

So they both added each other on Steam and played CS:GO together. Allegedly, however, the young woman was not particularly good at the game.

Here you can see the English Twitch clip in which Squeex talks about the date:

Sqeex opened up about his date’s gaming skills on the stream: “Brother, she always bought in the eco-round. She was the worst player ever! And then there’s this messed up part of my brain that’s like, ‘We don’t have a future. Look how she makes her decisions’ […] “.

The Eco-Round is an in-game money-saving strategy. In most cases, little or no money should be spent in the Eco-Round in order to get items together with the team in the following round.

He continued, “I can’t have kids with someone who’s financially irresponsible (laughs). I can not do this.”

In the end it didn’t work out between the two of them, Squeex continued. She was the one who said goodbye to the Twitch streamer.

What is the community on reddit saying about dating history? Reddit users seem to be celebrating Squeex’s dating history, posting comments like:

• User Amazing_Magician_352: “Current clip champ perfectly cut lmao”
• dhalathan: “Yo, that’s really hilarious.”
• Mathyoujames: “I knew there was a reason I hadn’t unsubscribed from this subpage yet”
• BrokenArrowX: “Lmao no idea who this guy is but he’s freaking funny”

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