Amazon’s Black Friday: Junk (or junk) we never buy without a discount

Black Friday at Amazon and also at very, very, very, very many other retailers, 2022 is in full swing, even though now, on November 24th, 2022, it is not even Black Friday. But Black Thursday. No, actually Thanksgiving, but that’s something people in Europe don’t really care about. Anyway, after ranting about what for pet goods and Sex toys are currently cheaper (sorry, not sorry, just everything that’s fun), this time I’ve acquired my dear Underlings. The task: What Black Friday items would you NEVER NOT buy if they weren’t discounted, ie if it wasn’t a bargain?

I had absolute trash items in mind, that’s why the headline with scrap. But as it is, my dear Underlings always had something useful in mind. So the junk items listed below are mostly mine. And the really good things were called out by the editors. You can guess who recommended what ^^

Speaking of: Amazon teases Black Friday with the cracked hair dryer Yeti only until tomorrow, November 25, 2022, so the real Black Friday. But it’s kind of to be expected that they just want to trigger your FOMO with it, because Black Friday week 2022 itself was announced until November 28, 2022. Whether you want to strike or just watch is, as usual, up to you. Thanks to the affiliate program, we are happy about every click you make. Thanks for that!

Junk we would never buy without Black Friday

• Yankee Candles … somehow people like those things, but sorry, the price is absolutely outrageous. Except for the Black Friday Sale, of course. Here’s a Yankee Candle with a Christmas scent. And another one. Or plain vanilla. It’s a pity that you can’t order the painkillers at the same time. The same applies to Woodwick candles, by the waybut at least Burnt Wood smells quite acceptable.
• is it a ufo Is it a toilet seat? No, it’s a Philips HF3671/01 Wake Up Lightfor people who somehow already have everything.
• Nothing says “I love you” quite like under the Christmas tree like a Vileda ULTRAMAX XL Turbo Floor Mop Complete Set lol
• Almond Body Cream by L’Occitane – You can’t pay for that stuff otherwise.
• A hoverboard. To ask?
• Admittedly a somewhat weird sweater with a 3D look. But also kind of cool. Argh. But he doesn’t look that great live, if I’m to be honest. But the pictures of the guy are worth their weight in gold.
• Ten different hand creams to try, including lip balm and foot cream OO
• Okay, actually this is not junk, but a collector’s item, namely the Star Wars BD-1 model kit from Lego. But somehow I have to fill the scrap section!
• We’ve had it quite often, the well-known Manuka honey, but this time it’s in the 500 gram can, lol. So really now…
• Some would never buy football shirts if they didn’t get discounted every now and then. Unfortunately, this someone has an Ajax Amsterdam jersey that is not discounted chosen 😀
• In fact, someone has an Xbox Series S called (of course it’s a bit crazier than an Xbox Series X hehehe). Incidentally, the Microsoft console was also named twice, and the small Xbox Series currently costs at least 26 percent less.
• I have to point out that stupid mug, which has blatant spelling mistakes in the product display on the collection page, which then mysteriously disappeared when the product was selected. That’s why I have to include this picture here. Don’t say you weren’t warned!
  
  
  
  

  

  
  
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Junk we would never buy without Black Friday

• Believe it or not, the Tefal Jamie Oliver Cook’s Direct On Frying Pan E30406 is really good – but hardly anyone would spend 100+ euros for it, right? It’s a good thing that it costs just under 40 euros on Amazon’s Black Friday.
• The Logitech G Saitek Farm Sim Controller, which is currently discounted by 26 percent. At that price, it’s kinda necessary.
• The Razer Tartarus V2 – Gaming Keypad with programmable keys, 32 pieces in total, someone here likes extra keys, you might think. The thing was named twice, by the way.
• Some of my underlings like colors and it suits them that Philips Hue White and Color Ambiance Play Lightbar 2-pack incl. Hue Bridge is reduced by at least 41 percent.
• Wow, someone would buy a KitchenAid CLASSIC 4.3L Stand Mixer shopping, which is 33 percent cheaper and that is really noticeable in the RRP. The matching hood must of course not be missing! It is sensationally cheap in comparison ^^
• The gamers here just want quality, including with the Thrustmaster T16000M FCS Space Sim Duo – Joysticks in a double pack!
• This item also shows the gamer: the Samsung Odyssey Ultra Wide Curved Gaming Monitor C49HG90. However, it is not a real bargain.
• For streamers and everyone who wants to become one: Elgato HD60 S + – by the way, also the product of choice internally in our editorial offices.