All gamers should definitely pay attention now: Have you always wanted to smell like your favorite graphics card brand, or do you know someone who could benefit from both a new laptop and a thorough shower? Then Nvidia has the perfect offer for you! The company recently unveiled a limited edition gift box under the name “Sphynx: Amp”. In the box is not only a gaming laptop, outfitted with an Nvidia 3000-series card, arguably either an Acer Nitro 5 or ASUS TUF Dash F15, but also – and presumably more importantly – a Sphynx: Ampere Deodorant, as well a Sphynx: amp shower gel.
A better shower experience with Nvidia
The laptops themselves aren’t particularly outstanding, but the specifications should be more than sufficient for the majority of gamers. According to Nvidia, the two body care products should allow you to “rinse with RTX”. It’s most likely not a good idea to hop in the shower with your gaming laptop, but even without using an RTX 3050, you’re promised “the most advanced extreme freshness platform you’ve ever seen”.
However, before you drop everything and race to the nearest electronics or drugstore: Unfortunately, Nvidia does not simply offer its new shower package for sale. Instead, Sphynx: Ampere will be distributed to a few lucky players via free sweepstakes on social media. Among other things, the site organizes Dexerto currently has such a competition, in which you can win an ASUS TUF Dash F15 with an RTX 3050.
Of course, it’s hard to tell if Nvidia wants to fight the cliché of the unwashed gamer, or if the company actually thinks gamers just love using deodorant that smells like the graphics card in their laptop. Maybe this will actually encourage some people to hop in the shower a few more times while queuing for their favorite game.